Autistic Woman Socializes With Friend

A local autistic woman made a remarkable journey beyond even the most daunting of social barriers today when she appeared to socialize with a person unnamed sources have identified as a “friend.”

“At first I didn’t believe what I was seeing,” said a neighbor who was monitoring the situation with a pair of binoculars from several feet outside the autistic woman’s living room window.  “This woman, who was clearly autistic, also appeared to be having some kind of conversation.  With talking.”

“I don’t know what that was, but it looked almost like a real conversation,” the neighbor continued.  “It was truly inspiring.  Who knew that autistic people were capable of socializing – or of having friends?”

The friend was unavailable for comment, but sources believe she is also an autistic person.  Studies show this is the most likely outcome, as autistic people are just too weird to be friends with real humans.


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